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Make It Myself
Wednesday April 15
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It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!
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Countdown Standard
Monday April 13
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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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macr0t0r
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Nope, still ambiguous. You need to pre-declare the trigger. It should be, "On three: One, Two, THREE!"
dukeofwulf
1 day ago
Or "on zero"?
Lightning
Friday April 10
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Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.
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Overton
Wednesday April 8
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7 days ago
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I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.
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Grammar
Monday April 6
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Communication is one of the most popular ways to transmit information, ahead of rivals such as
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Day Counter
Friday April 3
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It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.
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